january

hey, nice feathers

but...you said you didn't like puzzles :/

dirt smoothie mm mm
...
it wasn't very good

when you have to do puzzle by piece shape

how would you like your bread and egg?

poach, sofboil or vforvendetta

choose your egg n sleep in clouds? fiv-star hotel you ask? nope, this is just life!

oh.uh kitty, you're kind of a dicksometimes

link and I, well, we think each other is pre coul

these children start to cry every time i tell a joke.
id est, grim fandango and facebook are the exact same game to me.
ba dum chiiiiing!

dead penguinz

much like sitting on the table, but more insulated!

VS:

-o no, we forgot to put a back on this tank top!

~hmm maybe we design bras that are so cute that you don't need it?!

-cute bra...interesting. but, the tank top idea is idiot we're going to give them away and call it "promotion".

.......

public: 

did u say FREEEEEE?!!??!

because it's a phenomenal puzzle game that causes motionsickness in a small percentage and I'ma lucky winner!

sometimes I ask for an orange and the world gives me one.

thanks, world.
can I have a treadmill, now>?
and um. chrispratt?

butghostbusters, you were very pretty before a facelift.

the most important decisions you'll ever make

I LOVE TO EAT COLOR BOWLS

this disgusting drink
IS SO DELICiOUS
on rare occasions

what is this?

another country? a different planet?

nope, just WINCO in Ogden!

gb feels same way about board games as players
(whine, rage, mope)

this moron
doesn't deserve
existence